74-year-old Barbara Corcoran recreates Martha Stewart's SI cover!

No, but she looks healthy and happy.

I don’t know why everybody has to look sexy forever. These days looking healthy is a great accomplishment.

by Anonymousreply 1May 20, 2023 2:30 PM

Her face is a little bit scary.

by Anonymousreply 2May 20, 2023 2:34 PM

There are a lot of fit woman who could've done the cover over fat Martha, but none of them were models back in the day or have her level of fortune.

by Anonymousreply 4May 20, 2023 2:46 PM

Barbara Corcoran recreates Martha Stewart's Sports Illustrated cover as Joyce Bulifant.

by Anonymousreply 6May 20, 2023 2:49 PM

Her face is scary on Shark Tank sometimes depending on the lighting. She must have had a 'thread lift' because when she speaks, you can sometimes clearly make out vertical cables under her skin in her midface area. It's kind of horrific to me.

I'm also thrown by the 'looking sexy' thing.

I get that sex sells, so it's pretty straightforward when you boik it down. Martha and Barbara are all about selling, and we see how old looking old people are treated—see Joe Biden.

The smoke and mirrors of plastic surgery works even if it looks bizarre. Joan Rivers admitted she looked bizarre but she said no one would pay to see an old lady tell jokes and she was right. So she became a muppet instead.

But the 'fuck me' bathing suit photos at age 80 or 70 seem to go too far to me. Why is that necessary? Corcorans boobs in that photo are mottled with age and lax, which is fine, but if anyone is inclined to find her 'hot' looking, the next step is to imagine having sex with a 70-something, and that's...is that even safe for her?

And Martha is old-old now at 81. Everyone is going gaga over her looking sexy. Sexy! At her age, major life priorities include being delicate with joints and bones. The last thing any 81 year-old woman should want is to be looking fuckable on the cover of a magazine teen boys beat off to. So bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 7May 20, 2023 2:50 PM

Don't give Chrissy Metz any ideas.

by Anonymousreply 8May 20, 2023 2:57 PM

I thought it was Sandy Duncan.

by Anonymousreply 9May 20, 2023 3:00 PM

At least Barbara has a waist. Put Martha's head on Barbara's body.

by Anonymousreply 10May 20, 2023 3:02 PM

Why do this? When you're that rich can't you just pay people to give you attention?

by Anonymousreply 11May 20, 2023 3:04 PM

Barbara calls Whoopi a big fat moocow at the 5:00 mark of this video.

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by Anonymousreply 12May 20, 2023 3:07 PM

I’m craving Wheat Thins.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 20, 2023 3:07 PM

[quote]Barbara calls Whoopi a big fat moocow at the 5:00 mark of this video.

Great, now I HAVE to like her!

by Anonymousreply 14May 20, 2023 3:11 PM

Before the third face lift.

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by Anonymousreply 15May 20, 2023 3:11 PM

Can barely move her mouth, r15!

by Anonymousreply 16May 20, 2023 3:13 PM

R16 did you notice the lines around her mouth as she speaks? It looks like there are strings or cables of some sort under her skin that stay in place while the flesh around them moves. It's bizarre

by Anonymousreply 17May 20, 2023 3:16 PM

It is freaky, r17!

Why do people do this to themselves?

by Anonymousreply 18May 20, 2023 3:18 PM

Whoa...Whoopi is huge in R12's video. She was never skinny, but it looks like she has lost weight since then. Ana can zing back...very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 19May 20, 2023 3:42 PM

R19 Whoopi was hospitalized for life-threatening pneumonia not that long before COVID hit, and it did permanent damage to her lungs. Then she got COVID.

I can imagine she had no capacity at all for almost any kind of exercise for a long time after that. She's an old woman.

Anyway, it was mean and stupid of Barbara Corcoran to say that. I'm glad she was condemned for it and had to apologize. 'Punching down' is always wrong.

by Anonymousreply 20May 20, 2023 3:50 PM

She's kind of a cunt. I've heard her interview people (podcast?) and she can be unfriendly to her guests. Not a fan and no, she doesn't look good in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 21May 20, 2023 3:54 PM

That's right R20. I forgot about that. :(

by Anonymousreply 22May 20, 2023 4:00 PM

I did it so much better and I am much older.

by Anonymousreply 23May 20, 2023 4:06 PM

[quote]She's kind of a cunt.

So is Whoopi.

by Anonymousreply 24May 20, 2023 4:59 PM

Barbara looks like she had a stroke.

by Anonymousreply 25May 20, 2023 5:19 PM

She looks like she has gills!

by Anonymousreply 27May 20, 2023 5:24 PM

[quote]I thought it was Sandy Duncan.

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by Anonymousreply 28May 20, 2023 5:26 PM

Who the fuck does that bitch think she is stealing my Fucking thunder??!!?

by Anonymousreply 29May 20, 2023 5:26 PM

I like both Martha and Barbara. Smart and no-nonsense. Well, I guess the swimsuit stuff is nonsense, but it's also good p.r.

by Anonymousreply 31May 20, 2023 7:54 PM

Not the same, SI asked Martha to pose

by Anonymousreply 32May 20, 2023 9:45 PM

She won $3 mil from Donald Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 21, 2023 12:16 AM

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