74-year-old Barbara Corcoran recreates Martha Stewart's SI cover!

No, but she looks healthy and happy.

I don’t know why everybody has to look sexy forever. These days looking healthy is a great accomplishment.

Her face is a little bit scary.

There are a lot of fit woman who could've done the cover over fat Martha, but none of them were models back in the day or have her level of fortune.

Barbara Corcoran recreates Martha Stewart's Sports Illustrated cover as Joyce Bulifant.

Her face is scary on Shark Tank sometimes depending on the lighting. She must have had a 'thread lift' because when she speaks, you can sometimes clearly make out vertical cables under her skin in her midface area. It's kind of horrific to me.

I'm also thrown by the 'looking sexy' thing.

I get that sex sells, so it's pretty straightforward when you boik it down. Martha and Barbara are all about selling, and we see how old looking old people are treated—see Joe Biden.

The smoke and mirrors of plastic surgery works even if it looks bizarre. Joan Rivers admitted she looked bizarre but she said no one would pay to see an old lady tell jokes and she was right. So she became a muppet instead.

But the 'fuck me' bathing suit photos at age 80 or 70 seem to go too far to me. Why is that necessary? Corcorans boobs in that photo are mottled with age and lax, which is fine, but if anyone is inclined to find her 'hot' looking, the next step is to imagine having sex with a 70-something, and that's...is that even safe for her?

And Martha is old-old now at 81. Everyone is going gaga over her looking sexy. Sexy! At her age, major life priorities include being delicate with joints and bones. The last thing any 81 year-old woman should want is to be looking fuckable on the cover of a magazine teen boys beat off to. So bizarre.

Don't give Chrissy Metz any ideas.

I thought it was Sandy Duncan.

At least Barbara has a waist. Put Martha's head on Barbara's body.

Why do this? When you're that rich can't you just pay people to give you attention?

Barbara calls Whoopi a big fat moocow at the 5:00 mark of this video.

I’m craving Wheat Thins.

[quote]Barbara calls Whoopi a big fat moocow at the 5:00 mark of this video.

Great, now I HAVE to like her!

Before the third face lift.

Can barely move her mouth, r15!

R16 did you notice the lines around her mouth as she speaks? It looks like there are strings or cables of some sort under her skin that stay in place while the flesh around them moves. It's bizarre

It is freaky, r17!

Why do people do this to themselves?

Whoa...Whoopi is huge in R12's video. She was never skinny, but it looks like she has lost weight since then. Ana can zing back...very quickly.

R19 Whoopi was hospitalized for life-threatening pneumonia not that long before COVID hit, and it did permanent damage to her lungs. Then she got COVID.

I can imagine she had no capacity at all for almost any kind of exercise for a long time after that. She's an old woman.

Anyway, it was mean and stupid of Barbara Corcoran to say that. I'm glad she was condemned for it and had to apologize. 'Punching down' is always wrong.

She's kind of a cunt. I've heard her interview people (podcast?) and she can be unfriendly to her guests. Not a fan and no, she doesn't look good in that photo.

That's right R20. I forgot about that. :(

I did it so much better and I am much older.

[quote]She's kind of a cunt.

So is Whoopi.

Barbara looks like she had a stroke.

She looks like she has gills!

[quote]I thought it was Sandy Duncan.

Who the fuck does that bitch think she is stealing my Fucking thunder??!!?

I like both Martha and Barbara. Smart and no-nonsense. Well, I guess the swimsuit stuff is nonsense, but it's also good p.r.

Not the same, SI asked Martha to pose

She won $3 mil from Donald Trump.

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